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foxmccloud:

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

foxmccloud:

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

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alphadad:

alphadad:

alphadad:

alphadad:

carry on my memeward son

there’ll be lolz when you are done

lay your weary feels to rest

trololol no more

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SIGNAL BOOST: LEOPARD GECKO NEEDS HOME→

dadjohn:

IF YOU LIVE IN THE SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA AREA, PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS!

My mother is making my get rid of my leopard gecko, Dorito, and if i can’t find him a new home in the next TWO WEEKS then she’s going to literally set him free outside in the open and I’m pretty sure if she does that he’s…

“What, then, is truth? A mobile army of metaphors, metonyms, and anthropomorphisms—in short, a sum of human relations which have been enhanced, transposed, and embellished poetically and rhetorically, and which after long use seem firm, canonical, and obligatory to a people: truths are illusions about which one has forgotten that this is what they are; metaphors which are worn out and without sensuous power; coins which have lost their pictures and now matter only as metal, no longer as coins.”

Friedrich Nietzsche, On Truth and Lie in an Extramoral Sense (via taylorswifthecreator)

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wizcoylifa:

dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

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elektrik-feel:

Above & Beyond - On My Way To Heaven (Seven Lions Remix) by Seven Lions

And this! I love you, Seven Lions

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baracknobama:

theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits

and im there like image

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#LMAO  

“Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive.”

John Mayer (via pungentle)

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